Footballers can dazzle people with their skills on the field but when it comes to giving statements they can have an even profound effect on our minds by the sheer stupidity of some things they say. Lets treat ourribs to some of the Funniest Quotes by Footballers.

"My wife doesn't like football . One day she called me 10 minutes before a game to find out where I was." - Peter Crouch.

"Neymar is the Kim Kardashian of football . He is not at the level of Ronaldo and Messi, and there are many other players in front of him. Neymar, more than a football phenomenon, is an advertising phenomenon, like the Kardashians." - Joey Barton

"I asked my son who his favourite player was. I expected him to say 'You, Dad'. But he said Thierry Henry." - Didier Drogba

"I was the strongest player on the team, despite the fact that I weighed 73kg. Chelsea had Essien and Ballack in midfield. We had Rosicky. If you said as much as "how are you" to him, he would then be injured for 2 and a half months." - Emmanuel Adebayor

 "They're lucky I didn't come 10 years ago because I would be the president today" -Zlatan Ibrahimovic On his impact on MLS

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league". Mark Viduka

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7" David Beckham

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals". Thierry Henry.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that". -Bill Shankly

"We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel." -Zlatan Ibrahimovic at his unveiling as a Paris Saint-Germain player.

"Football was my only hope in life. I wasn’t too good at school. To give you an idea, I managed to fail art in a class where my uncle was the teacher." - Richarlison

"I had no idea who my teammates at Genoa were when I signed. So I turned on my PlayStation and looked them up on FIFA." - Krzysztof Piątek

“I entered AC Milan's locker room at 17. Ronaldo gave me a Playboy magazine and said 'be in my group or in Kaka’s (the religious one)." - Pato.